I HATE MY MOTHERS BOYFRIEND!!! The man is so ungodly ..theres no single word to discribe him. I'll try to do my best in less then one word. Tom is 5'9 (on a good day) and weighs in the 270s. He looks like a 10 month pregnant man, I shit you not. Most men have fatty-fat... Tom's paunch is hard. Like no saggy-sag. Which is making me dry-heave.. anyway. Apart fromhis physical uglyness, he is THE most annoying fuck I've ever met. He talks in a nasley voice, at the top of his lungs, and never pauses to take a breath or let you speak (Even while hes eatting). He's rude, a complete social retard, and a stubborn jackass. Keep in mind his fat ass is comfortable and enjoys lounging about my living room in JUST his tighty-whiteys. Which arn't so whitey nor tighty.

Add to this already quite nasty package, if you have not already thrown up out of revulsion, the fact that he treats my mother like fucking SHIT... Literally... He speaks down to her like she was an idiot (And crazy though my mom is, shes not an idiot).. He screams cursewords at her, calls her horrid things (Bitch, whore, slut, cunt.. etc. All the things you call some one you hate, not your supposed girlfriend.) and is generally a duck fuck. Were the man strong enough, he'd probably beat her. Then I'd have to kill him. But we couldn't do that, cause I would enjoy that far far to much. And the world doesnt allow me to have too much fun. -grin-

Now for the final, damning touch...

Hes a lawyer. Of the Workmen's Comp varity (Ie, ambulance chaser)

So. There you have my ballot for most annoying fuckingduckbangingfatjewi sh bastard of something that appears to be a man.